Your Sentence: Classical Music

Posted by AJ Harbison at 12:01 am

From Urbana, Illinois: Guy listens to rap music too loud. Bicycle-riding cop tickets him based on noise ordinance. Judge offers to reduce fine from $150 to $35, if guy listens to 20 hours of classical music. Guy lasts fifteen minutes, then pays fine.

Man sentenced to listen to classical music lasts 15 minutes

News story: Points for really cheesy puns. Minus points for weird capitalization. “DeBussy”? Come on.



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